Tom Nickmalley and associates

This is a candid photograph of the fabulous trillionaire playboy Tom Nickmalley, with his booty call "Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith," of the House of Windsor. Also pictured is a visibly distraught Cathy who, asked for comment, remarked "ACK!!!"